me: *puts one hand on my hip*
everyone: omg are you a model??
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
Craig Ferguson speaks for all Doctor Who fans.
The bank is now o p e n.
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
When you were dead, I went to your grave. I made a little speech. I actually spoke to you. I asked you for one more miracle. I asked you to stop being dead.
I heard you.
Do you feel it?
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am